
Last week I had not one but count them TWO "perfect days". The first I can not write about and those who know me well already know. The rest of you may ask but I am probably NOT going to tell. So let me skim over perfect day one and hop right into perfect day number 2.
The day began with Cole trying to crawl down our flight of steps. I did catch him right before he made the BIG tumble. However, this did nothing but take my heart to my toes and definitely shred my nerves.
A few hours later while we were at lunch, I left my two darling angels( one in a highchair and one in the booth) while I went to the soda fountain machine to get drinks. I turned to see sweet baby Cole crawling across the table. I once again caught him before the BIG tumble.... but I was becoming unraveled!
Once we were home the only one interested in peace and quiet and napping was me...so in order to not get charged with neglect I got up and decided to get some newly purchased activities out of my car. Cole would not be put down without a major fuss. I consider myself the product of a long line of resourceful people. So I came up with the grand idea of letting Cole stand in Jack's Jeff Gordon race car. He loves to chew on steering wheels - go figure. As I turned to get my bags out of the car I heard a roar and vroom and then a crash but wheels still spinning. Ohhhhh yessssss, my eight month old had pushed the gas pedal and zoomed through the garage and into the upright freezer. I was ALL DONE at this point.
A mother does not get to say this. However, I did contemplate calling Brad and saying that there was an emergency and he must come home at once. After, thinking better of this idea we made it through until Brad was able to finally come home at 7:30P.M.
At this point, I knew the only logical answer was to FLEE. I put Cole down and while Brad was putting Jack down, ever so calmly I said "I gotta go- I will come back but I gotta go." I got in the car and began dreaming of the far away places that I could go but settled on Starbucks. I guess the lure of the smell of hot coffee, the taste of hot cocoa and a chocolate chip cookie and the thought of not being at home took me so far away that when I pulled out of the garage I hit Brad's car. Yep you read that right. I hit BRAD's car . I did not just give it a tap either. I wedged my car into his, so that I had to pull forward to get unstuck. This is the part where I should have gotten out, checked the damage and reported it to my sweet husband. Nope, not me, just pulled forward and then backed out while trying to shine the lights on his car so that I could make sure it was not too terrible.
This should have been the end of the night ...RIGHT.....RIGHT!!Ohh no, at 4 A.M (I guess technically the next day but for good story telling we won't split hairs) I awoke to the sight of my darling husband in his t-shirt and boxers, tennis shoes, my kitchen colander in one hand and a rolled up newspaper in the other. I MUST be dreaming! Right? WRONG
me:"Uhh dear, what's happening?"
him:"There is a mouse in the bathroom"
me: "Okaay, so what is with the colander and the newspaper"
him: "I am going to slap it with the newspaper to stun it and then trap it in the colander"
me: " And the tennis shoes?"
him:" I am NOT having that thing crawl across my foot"
me : as kindly as I could muster at 4 A.M. "Dear, I am not sure this is going to work"
him: waits about three seconds, " I am so glad that I married you-(easy ...not so fast with the awwwww doesn't she have a sweet husband) Since YOU have the answer to EVERYTHING.
For the first time ALL day I did exactly what I wanted... I went to sleep with out another word.